(1)Not on the Highstreet (NOTH) by Hannah Stevens – Real Men Have Great Beards Print £3.50

 

What a bargain! Something small to give to a loved one for their birthday? Or maybe just to hang up in your home so you can remind everybody of your stature. Aka, you’re fucking awesome. (Obviously real men can have no beards as well.)

 

(2)NOTH  by Kelly Connor Designs – ‘Bloody love my beard’ Mug £12.95

 

Know somebody who is forever caressing their beard whilst staring at themselves in the mirror? What’s better than a mug dedicated to their favourite furry friend, for every early morning brew.

 

(3)NOTH by NELTEMPO – Personalised Beard Coaster £7.99

 

Made to order and free gift wrapped, any lazy gift buyers BFFs.

 

(4)NOTH by CLOUDS AND CURRENTS – Beard and Moustache Cocktail Stirrers £8

 

For the facial hair obsessed, alcoholics, and classy members of society. Chin chin.

 

(5)NOTH by THAT NICE THAT – Beard Man Tea Towel

 

Whether you’re a clumsy shit or just a darn good cook. Wipe away with style.

 

(6)Beardy Coaster set and (7)Beardy plate sets (£10 & £27, four coasters included in set and 2 plates included in one set)

 

Go matchy matchy with these fabulous, smiley, beardy fuckers. Something unique to add to your dining ware.

 

(8)Firebox Monster Mushions - £24.99

 

Not beard oriented you ask? If you have a beard, voila! Make sure your loved ones remember your face when you’re not at home. Or if you’re an arrogant asshole, keep a few of these throughout your house to show people how good-looking you are.